9 AM: Wake up having inadvertently slept over at a friend's house. Get in car to drive home, hear song that reminds you of OTP. Cry.
10AM: Painstakingly make yourself some bacon and eggs while pantomiming the cliche-filled "morning after" scene from your favorite romantic comedies. Say all the trite platitudes to your cat. Cry.
11AM: Tidy your bedroom to the strains of re-watching Gilmore Girls season one. Rory+Dean= I am cry.
12-2: Actual personal crisis involving college. Actual cry.
2-5PM: Work on class project for The Great Gatsby. Think about how perfect Leonardo DiCaprio will be for Gatsby. Shed one small tear.
6-8PM: Sing a sobbing rendition of "Bring Him Home" while stroking a picture of Eddie Redmayne's face.
8PM: Skype with real humans. Stop crying, you freak.
9PM: Read Daughter of Smoke and Bone
10PM: Finish Daughter of Smoke and Bone. CRY BECAUSE THE ENDING IS SO CLIFFHANGERY AND UNFAIR AFJKLADFSJOIDSV;VXZCJKL
10:30PM: Write a blogpost about how tear-filled your day ways. Wallow in a tiny bit of shame.
Hello Abby it's Colin! Um, let me just say that your day consisted in a lot of sobbing. Anyway (you didn't mention having coffee :),) your day sounds pretty exciting. Question: When are you going to stop blogging? Question: When are you going to start making videos again? Anyway it seems like you have a lot of anxiety about college applications. Best of luck to you all the way from the suburbs of Chicago (basically where I live around.) By the way I stared blogging as well please check it out nerdfighterowls.blogspot.com It isn't much but still :)
ReplyDeleteSincerely,
Colin
Oh, no, Abby... You don't ship Rory+Dean do you? But-but... *whimper-face* Jess :c
ReplyDeleteNo, but seriously, you pretty much nailed it. To the tee, my friend. To the tee.
Both these last two blogposts are brilliant.
ReplyDeleteThat is an accurate representation of my day.
ReplyDeleteYeah, pretty much how I spent my day as well (though with a few variations).
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